Buy these matches & support the Slimy Spawn operation! Help keep us up and running so we can continue to fight against the degredation of molecules and subsequent heat release increasing the entropy of the known universe. We only have access to this universe at the moment so let's not f@%! it up!


This novelty toy is fun for all ages:

(reccommended age: 3 yrs and up).

4 Pack - Contains Approx 30 matches each (120 total)




All ARSON MATCHES™ orders come with 5 FREE Limited Edition 'SlimySpawn.Com' stickers!!!!! WOAAAHHHAHAHA!~!!!!!!!




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